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Welcome to Retro Wars a weekly podcast series where myself and a friend talk about the games we used to play when we were kids. We will cover games from a range of consoles from the NES to the PS3. This show is for adults only. I would love for you guys to be part of the show. By signing up for just $1.50 aus dollars a month, so roughly 70p or $1 US, you can join our discord, message me one on one, send in letters to be read on the show, take part in pateron polls for our next game and give your memories about the game we are covering that week. Any money made from Patreon will go back into the show to help make it better. You can also support me by going to my Youtube channel, The Honest Pokemon Trainer, where I complete Pokemon challenges every three weeks.
Episodes

Apr 30, 2025
Apr 30, 2025
55 min
Ever played a Ys game, I hadn't until Chris Coplien from the Retro Hangover podcast asked me to play Ys. I completed it and I really enjoyed it. So much so I bought the remastered...remake on the switch earlier this year.
Let's dive into a big adventure whilst we none stop swing our sword around.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Retro Wars is now on YouTube doing Retrospectives on a bunch of games. Subscribe here at - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjyOYGaq-DSB66GfIVqWmMA
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Subscribe to our guest at Retro Hangover at https://retrohangover.captivate.fm/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Apr 22, 2025
Apr 22, 2025
45 min
Remember the first time you watched Jurassic Park at the cinema, it was epic. However, the game on the Super Nintendo....er...not so epic. I slugged through this for all of you. This week, I am joined by Blaine the Hoagie Man from the Retro Rydas podcast.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Apr 15, 2025
Apr 15, 2025
46 min
I am on still on new Daddy duty, so I shortened episode again this week. I decided to go into the backlog where myself and Raging Demon from the Kommand list podcast battled the forces of Ivan Ooze in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Movie. But I ask myself, why did we even bother?
Retro Wars is now on YouTube doing Retrospectives on a bunch of games. Subscribe here at - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjyOYGaq-DSB66GfIVqWmMA
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Subscribe to our guest at Raging Demon at - https://open.spotify.com/show/6fsiD2iRpLwNQsuXA696s4
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Apr 11, 2025
Apr 11, 2025
38 min
A short one this week, as I am welcoming my son, Goten, into the world. This week myself and Dave McG are talking about Alien Syndrome for the Master System. Will we save all the crew? Should we even bother?
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Retro Wars is now on YouTube doing Retrospectives on a bunch of games. Subscribe here at - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjyOYGaq-DSB66GfIVqWmMA
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Apr 2, 2025
Apr 2, 2025
1hr 24 min
One of my favourite games of all time, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4 - Turtles in time, finally gets to appear on the show. I rarely got to play this a kid but whenever I could, it was like a dream come true.
This week, I am joined by Nick who we have not seen since we did Street Fighter 2 all those years ago.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Retro Wars is now on YouTube doing Retrospectives on a bunch of games. Subscribe here at - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjyOYGaq-DSB66GfIVqWmMA
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Mar 25, 2025
Mar 25, 2025
1hr 21 min
We go back to the world of Kirby for his first ever adventure in Kirby's dreamland. I got to play this on the gameboy to pass the time and it was pleasant little experience.
This time, I am joined by Storm Beagle from the Retrotopia podcast to go over this the little pink...or white...balls first game.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Retro Wars is now on YouTube doing Retrospectives on a bunch of games. Subscribe here at - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjyOYGaq-DSB66GfIVqWmMA
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Find Storm Beagle at Retrotopia at https://open.spotify.com/show/28A670UsEPZUszXmmMm7gA
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Mar 18, 2025
Mar 18, 2025
1hr 16 min
Another Mario game but this was one of the early ones, Super Mario Land for the Game Boy. I used to play this a lot at my cousins house but I could never never finish it. I have since grown up and played a lot of it but do I now love it?
This week, I am joined by Lyndsey Norris who has not been on the show for over 6 months which is a crime. She loved this game growing up but will I share her passion?
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Go find Chess Stories here at their website - https://storytimechess.com.au/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Mar 11, 2025
Mar 11, 2025
1hr 12 min
Into the garden we go to search for Pikmin to help us move stuff. Yes, this week, I head in to the garden where me and Anthony from the 8 String fury YouTube channel are searching for Pikmin. Previously, I had never played this game but I dusted off the old gamecube, fired it up and fell in love with it.
But can we save the Captain in time?
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@RetroWarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
My guest this week is Anthony of 8StringFuryGaming, please make sure you follow him at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j1_KsxqKRSGsGXavMn59w
Support Cognitive Forge and their game, Aura of Worlds on Steam and Nintendo Switch. You can find their website here - https://www.cognitiveforge.com/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Mar 4, 2025
Mar 4, 2025
1hr 21 min
Samus is at her weakest, her body has been ravaged by the X parasite and she is now part Metroid. A new adventure awaits with a super powered version of herself on the prowl. How will she survive?
This week, myself and Chris Coplien from the Retro Hangover Podcast are playing Metroid Fusion. Will we survive or become the next victim of the SA-X.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Retro Wars is now on YouTube doing Retrospectives on a bunch of games. Subscribe here at - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjyOYGaq-DSB66GfIVqWmMA
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Subscribe to our guest at Retro Hangover at https://retrohangover.captivate.fm/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Feb 27, 2025
Feb 27, 2025
1hr 14 min
Let's all let out a groan together, for it is time for Battletoads. Known as being one of the hardest games on the NES if not all of video games.
Can I get past the feared level 3?
This week, I am joined by Sick Jake from the Press B to cancel podcast.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Retro Wars is now on YouTube doing Retrospectives on a bunch of games. Subscribe here at - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjyOYGaq-DSB66GfIVqWmMA
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
My guest this week is Jake from the PressBtocancel podcast which you can listen to here - https://pressbtocancel.com/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun
