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Welcome to Retro Wars a weekly podcast series where myself and a friend talk about the games we used to play when we were kids. We will cover games from a range of consoles from the NES to the PS3. This show is for adults only. I would love for you guys to be part of the show. By signing up for just $1.50 aus dollars a month, so roughly 70p or $1 US, you can join our discord, message me one on one, send in letters to be read on the show, take part in pateron polls for our next game and give your memories about the game we are covering that week. Any money made from Patreon will go back into the show to help make it better. You can also support me by going to my Youtube channel, The Honest Pokemon Trainer, where I complete Pokemon challenges every three weeks.
Episodes

Oct 20, 2026
Oct 20, 2026
2 hr 36 min
Our longest episode so far and it is worth it because it is PAX AUS 2026. I missed last year so I was so excited this time around. Nintendo and Sega were back!!!! It is the 90s all over again.
We got interviews with devs, promoters and Zelda Universe!!!!
I hope you guys enjoy it!!
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Oct 5, 2026
Oct 5, 2026
1 hr 39 min
Dragon Quest is an amazing series that I love more and more, and I finally got around to playing the 8th edition which is often called one of the best JRPGS on the PS2. This week I am joined by Keegs. He was playing the PS2 version whilst I was playing the 3DS version.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Sep 25, 2026
Sep 25, 2026
1 hr 45 min
Finish him!!! It is back to Mortal Kombat where this week I look at the first re-boot they did in MK9. Hot off the re-emergence of fighting games thanks to Street Fighter 4, MK9 was the chance for the series to be back in the spotlight once again.
This week, I am joined by Raging Demon and Chaotic Jim from the Kommand List podcast.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Subscribe to our guest at Raging Demon at - https://open.spotify.com/show/6fsiD2iRpLwNQsuXA696s4
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Sep 4, 2026
Sep 4, 2026
1 hr 15 min
Think you are good at Mario, think again! Super Mario 2 or Mario the last levels is Mario but super mega hard. This week I am joined by SicJake from The Press B to cancel podcast. I love Mario, we both do, but both admit, wow, this is so challenging it is silly.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Come join the smut squad in our discord at https://discord.gg/xwS47FPfgt
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
Follow our guest Sic Jake at the Press B to Cancel podcast - https://pressbtocancel.com/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Aug 24, 2026
Aug 24, 2026
59 min
Mickey Mania is a beautiful look back at all of Mickey's adventures over the years and the animation is incredible. The game still holds up over the years and I think how did I complete this adventure. This week I am joined by Lindsey Norris. Will we survive and beat Pete?
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Come join the smut squad in our discord at https://discord.gg/xwS47FPfgt
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Aug 6, 2026
Aug 6, 2026
1 hr 52 min
SMASH BROTHERS!!!! An experiment that should not really have worked but somehow became one of Nintendo's best franchises. Today, we are looking at the birth of the series with the first game on the N64.
This week I am joined by Richard Jago from Watchers Rewatch podcast.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Come join the smut squad in our discord at https://discord.gg/xwS47FPfgt
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Jul 23, 2026
Jul 23, 2026
1 hr 18 min
Do you like eating members of the workforce? Yes, well Abe's Odyssey is for you. One of the early PlayStation one games I played which scared me for how dark it is. A puzzle game (well I think it is) at heart, help Abe escape Rapture Farms and save all his fellow co-workers from being a nice snack.
This week, I am joined by my brother, Phil.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Jul 17, 2026
Jul 17, 2026
1 hr 6 min
One day we knew we had to cover this. Bubsy on the Super Nintendo. I am spoiling this, I hate this game. I really hate this game. My guest Keegs loves his game, may it's childhood, I don't know. One day we will find out why. Either way enjoy the rage!!!
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Jul 1, 2026
Jul 1, 2026
1 hr 13 min
In Pikmin 2, Captain Olimar returns to the planet he was originally stranded on, to collect trinkets for his failing company to sell back at home. I had just played the first game and loved it, but will I love the same just as much. This week my quest is Anthony from 8 String fury gaming.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Subscribe to our guest Anthony at - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j1_KsxqKRSGsGXavMn59w
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun

Jun 23, 2026
Jun 23, 2026
1 hr 20 min
Fire Emblem: Awakening, my first ever Fire Emblem game. The one that started it all for me. Going back to it again after all these felt so good. This game put the series on the map in the West turning it into the juggernaut it is today.
This week, I am joined by Raging Demon from the Kommand List podcast.
You can follow me on the following socials:
Twitter: @retrowarsuk
Instagram: retro_wars_podcast
Tiktok: @retrowarsuk
Please give the show a 5 star review to help it get shown to others.
If you want to help the show financially, you can do at www.patreon.com/retrowars
You get access to your own fortnightly show, DLC, our discord and can join in with all the show's features.
5% of the Patreon will go to the charity, Get Well Gamers. They are a UK charity who provides children's wards in 150 hospitals with consoles and games for the children to play. Their website can be found here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/
If you would like to donate any games you can find out how to do this here - https://getwellgamers.org.uk/donate/donate-games/
Subscribe to our guest at Raging Demon at - https://open.spotify.com/show/6fsiD2iRpLwNQsuXA696s4
Follow our artists - Slowspeed run's new channel - Doodle Lounge at https://www.youtube.com/c/SlowSpeedrun
